America’s Next Leap: Licensing Parenthood

From pilots to drivers, licenses prove competence—why not parents? Read why America should stop subsidizing failures and start breeding responsibly..

I. Burke

9/13/20253 min read

The United States has always been a pioneer—leading the world in innovation, military tactics, technology, and societal frameworks. From aviation to medicine, from space travel to Silicon Valley, America has repeatedly demonstrated that structured systems, backed by accountability, yield progress. But there’s one domain we’ve left untouched, though it affects every corner of society: reproduction.

Imagine a world where the privilege of bringing life into existence is treated with the same seriousness as driving a car or flying an airplane. Why? Because both involve high stakes, responsibility, and consequences that ripple far beyond the individual. If we require pilots to pass rigorous testing before they take lives into their hands, why do we allow anyone—regardless of ability, resources, or stability—to create new lives without so much as a competency check?

The Case For A proposed birthing license system would do two things immediately:

  1. Incentivize contraceptive use. If pregnancy without legal clearance carried consequences, people would take prevention more seriously. The casual approach to “oops” babies would dwindle overnight.

  2. Leave reproduction to those who can afford it. Point blank. Just as medical care, education, and driving require financial investment, so too would creating and raising a child. Parenthood isn’t just about biology—it’s about sustainability, stability, and contribution to society.

    *A ficticious dramatization of the process would be along the lines of:
    -pregnancy occurs to a licensed woman. (of legal childbearing age; gestation after 42 is strictly prohibited.)
    -The couple provides tangible combined proof of self sufficiency and can then move forward if they choose. This, of course is only a notion, albeit plausible. Steps like this are needed to move us in an upward direction - not stagnant and stuck on complete stupidity. As Americans, we gotta do better! I know this whole ideal is just about as brash as the Georgia Guidestones were, but were they really wrong though? Moreover, Amereicas morale get such a good boost, like, we'd all eventually be a thriving society of wholersome, patriotic citizens.


Why This Works: We already accept the logic elsewhere:

  • Driving licenses exist to ensure public safety, accountability, and competence.

  • Marriage licenses confirm legal recognition and obligations.

  • Professional certifications (for doctors, lawyers, electricians, even barbers) ensure someone can function competently in their field.

Parenthood is arguably the most impactful role of them all, shaping not only an individual’s life but also society’s next generation. To allow this without vetting is reckless.

Accountability Matters

If a child under 16 commits a crime—especially a heinous one—then yes: their parents should bear the consequences. “Your kid, your responsibility” must be more than a slogan. Hold parents legally and financially accountable through fines, mandatory parenting remediation programs, and, when appropriate, suspension or revocation of their birthing license. Making guardians responsible for their offspring’s actions creates immediate incentives to supervise, educate, and correct youth behavior. That accountability will push kids and teens away from indecent shortcuts and toward wholesome, productive pastimes—resulting, ultimately, in a safer, more stable society.

Licensing creates accountability. In driving, if you cause harm, authorities can trace, penalize, and correct. Likewise, if a person repeatedly brings children into unstable, resource-draining situations, their license would be revoked. That means no financial aid, no taxpayer-funded safety nets, and no endless cycle of dependency.

This alone would dismantle the illusion of “independence” some cling to while relying entirely on public housing, food stamps, and state-funded healthcare. As harsh as it sounds, if every birth carried a $10,000 obstetrician bill paid out-of-pocket, you’d see reproductive rates plummet among those least able to provide stability. America would finally start prioritizing quality over quantity—rationality over raw emotion.

Facing the Moral Question

Critics will scream about morality, but let’s be honest: there is no dilemma here. As neighbors, would we rather be surrounded by families who contribute to community stability and progress—or households that siphon, loiter, and perpetuate dysfunction? It’s a no-brainer.

We must also cut the emotional cord of caring what the “world” thinks of us on humanitarian grounds. Other nations don’t live in our neighborhoods, don’t pay our taxes, and don’t raise our children. Their judgment shouldn’t determine how America secures its future.

What About the Children?

Some will argue, “What happens to babies born illegally?” The answer is simple: they wouldn’t be left to suffer. Instead, those children would be integrated into financially stable families who cannot biologically reproduce but are capable of providing a nurturing environment. In other words, no child would be aborted or neglected—just reallocated away from unstable, unfit, or unwilling parents.

The Bottom Line

At some point, America must accept a hard truth: unchecked reproduction by the unprepared is not a private matter—it’s a societal crisis. Licensing parenthood isn’t about cruelty. It’s about ensuring accountability, sustainability, and the long-term health of the nation.

We’ve led the world in so many arenas. Now it’s time to lead in the most important one of all: the responsible creation of life.