PSA / PLEA: Let's Cancel Out Fake Butts!

The prevailing notion appears to equate desirability with enhanced bodies that defy biology. What has happened to the appreciation of authenticity? These Snuffleupagus lashes, clinging like poorly applied masks, only serve to amplify a disturbing trend—an outright rejection of individuality in favor of a homogenized ideal. And let’s not ignore the prevalence of wigs that often smell as rotten as the personas they’re meant to enhance.

Where is the genuine beauty in all of this? It feels as if you all have abandoned self-acceptance for an unattainable and frankly ridiculous standard that leaves many women feeling inadequate. This fixation on absurdity is not just frustrating; it's disgusting too. It’s high time we redefine beauty, moving away from these grotesque standards toward something more real and meaningful.

Literally the majority percentage of modern women equate beauty with minotaur-like asses attached to cinched waistlines and inflated lips topped off with Snuffelufpagus lashes and smelly wigs.: Most of your absurd wigs are easily identifiable as fake, btw! A dark African woman doesn’t magically sprout long, straight red hair—it's not only unrealistic but also a slap in the face to individual identity. And those ridiculous curls on Asians? Come on! And while we're at it, lose the baby hair plastered to your foreheads. It's unnecessary and stupid looking. This is blatant disregard for authenticity.

We’ve seen enough of this absurdity! These obvious wigs, in loud colors, perpetuating harmful clichés that do nothing but minimize the beauty of diverse hair textures and styles. It’s maddening to see beauty companies cashing in on fantasies rather than celebrating real diversity. If you can't produce hairpieces that reflect the beautiful, varied reality of different cultures, then don’t even bother It's all theatric. The world of real women are tired of these cheap imitations and we demand respect for what truly represents our uniqueness!

Lashes are ridiculous to say the least! They’re so long and heavy looking that I can’t take you seriously. Seriously, what are you trying to achieve here? You look like Snuffleupagus from Sesame Street—no, wait, you look even more bizarre than that! It’s ludicrous how you think this is attractive. Instead of enhancing your beauty, they make you look totally comical, like you just stepped off a kids’ show set. Complete with the boomerang eyebrows - or worse yet - the pencil thin Pepe LePew slashes above each eye lol I can't with some of you!

I mean, come on, there’s a fine line between glamour and clownish, and you’ve crossed it in a big way. Those things are not an accessory; they’re a full-on distraction! You might think they add some flair, but honestly, it’s just hilarious. It’s not sexy at all—just plain absurd. Let’s be real here. Beauty should enhance who you are, not turn you into a caricature!

To see the fairer sex walking around with lips that look like they belong on a baboon's backside is disturbing. What are you thinking? Those grotesquely swollen, stretched lips scream "food allergy" more than they do beauty. It's like some misguided attempt to fit a trend that's gone completely off the rails. Seriously, how can anyone look in the mirror and think, “Yeah, this makes me look good”? You may as well waddle and quack. (Since you appear to self-identify as a duck with those ridiculous injections!) You literally warped your face into something that out of a sci-fi / horror premise. Again: y'all look like shiny chiseled androids. These are idiotic obsessions, hands down.

So, when considering body enhancements like the Brazilian butt lift (BBL), it's essential to address both the aesthetic and health implications. While many women pursue this popular procedure for a more voluptuous silhouette, it's crucial to understand that maintaining hygiene can become a significant challenge.

For those who opt for an exaggerated enhancement, the reality is that larger dimensions can complicate daily routines, including personal hygiene. The increased surface area and deeper folds may require more frequent cleaning, and not all individuals might be prepared for this level of maintenance. Neglecting proper hygiene not only affects personal comfort but can also lead to unpleasant odors and skin irritations, which are issues no one wants to encounter.

Moreover, hygiene should always be a priority. Aesthetic choices should not overshadow the necessity of cleanliness and overall health. It’s vital to consider whether one is ready to commit to the additional care required for a larger posterior. Aaaaand you definitely need an extra shower since you insist on barely being able to wipe well enough after restroom visits as you can only clean reach so much with those claw-like fingernails.

In conclusion, while the allure of a curvier figure is undeniable, potential candidates for a BBL should weigh the implications carefully. It's not just about achieving a desired look; it’s about ensuring that their lifestyle can accommodate the changes. Make informed choices and prioritize hygiene as part of your beauty regimes.

THE WAIST: In a world where fashion often dictates how we shape our bodies, it's essential to remember the importance of natural alignment and comfort. While the desire for a "snatched" waist may be appealing, wearing waist cinchers can lead to stiffness and discomfort, robbing you of the simple joys of sneezing and laughing. This pursuit of an exaggerated hourglass figure can result in an appearance that is more akin to a pinched torso, reminiscent of gorillas and bears in corsets rather than celebrating the beauty of our unique body types. So, dear woman, let go of the constraints and embrace your natural form. Life is too short to walk around stiff and restrained. The freedom that comes with a relaxed silhouette is second to none.

Seriously, you should stop walking around uncomfortable wearing those pesky waist cinchers. Yes, it's duly acknowledged that "snatched" waists highlight the Coca-Cola shapes, YET, in many cases, an abnormally small waist exaggerates a pinched torso that's disproportionate to the natural alignment of specific humanoid body types. In Laymans terms: you all look like a apes and horses in corsets. It's like trying to fit a square peg into a round hole; no matter how hard you try; it will never work.

Since we're working our way downward, I can safely assume you know what follows. The rump. Enhancements like BBL make women minotaur-like, with an unsightly, uneven ratio, thus making a goofy, deformity more pronounced. Specifically, when paired with a corset! Case in point, it's giving...gorilla in a girdle. Or maybe a bear isn't that much off the mark. Girl, loosen up. A little natural curvature won't kill you! However, the 2-3XL junk in the trunk is underwhelming despite its original intent.

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