Of the commonwealths, only Kentucky's minimum wage corresponds with PA, but at least they have bourbon! That’s how low the bar is and how badly PA is failing to clear it. Named America’s worst judicial hellhole in 2023, the Keystone State has become a veritable punchline in the legal world. Pennsylvania, you outdo yourself all the damn time! I mean, how did we get to a place where ridiculous lawsuits proliferate like weeds? The state’s legal climate is so toxic that it’s hard to believe anyone in their right mind would want to open a business there. Sure, folks love their cheese steaks and farmland, and colonial history, but with rampant trial lawyer influence and a justice system that feels more like a circus than a courtroom, you can’t help but shake your head and wonder what’s going on in this ass-backwards commonwealth.
The laughable minimum wage being a paltry $7.25 an hour cannot yield a decent living. This is a known fact, but lawmakers twiddle their thumbs, acting oblivious to the skyrocketing cost of living. The fact that a decent breakfast and lunch plus gas spent driving to and from work, costs more than a day's pay for minimum-wage workers. It’s like they’re living in an alternate reality where basic economic principles don’t apply. The disparity is staggering; it’s almost as if they think their constituents are just supposed to grin and bear it while the rest of the country moves forward. Come on, Pennsylvania! Get with the times!
And don’t even get me started on the fact that, despite being one of the oldest states in the union, you’d think Pennsylvania would have its act together by now. Instead, the judicial system is a labyrinthine nightmare, with convoluted processes that seem designed to frustrate rather than facilitate justice. It’s no wonder that so many people are looking to escape this quagmire. The whole situation is nothing short of absurd, and it’s embarrassing that the state hasn’t made significant changes to fix this mess.





