The Hoi Polloi Pretty Boy

Ah, the humble, handsome man—an elusive creature, much like a unicorn or a well-behaved cat. They strut through life, turning heads and, apparently, turning attitudes right up to “diva-mode". It’s almost as if every chiseled jawline comes with a side of cunt, served cold. Yep, be not fooled, sistren, guys can be cunty. I'll quickly explain. . . It's shameful that "pretty privilege" for men against the backdrop of rugged masculinity even presents a dichotomy. Are we really stuck explaining why this is all such bullshit?! Yep. For the sole reason of setting straight alllllll the reprehensible pretty boys. You're most likely winning by default, guy. C'mon now.

The breakdown:

You’ve got the heartthrob, handsome type who walks into a room, and the air gets thicker. If it's because he’s just that good-looking, or the collective sigh/gasp of everyone witnessing his slo-mo entrance, doesn't really matter. ither way, eyes are on him, and he knows it.

Anyways, he walks about, conveniently catching his reflection whenever he can and (I gotta say, as a heterosexual woman, THAT behavior makes one immediately unattractive. 100%. But, for the sake of argument, let's say that seeing a guy gush over his own appearance isn't off putting... 🤣🤣🤣
Who am I kidding?! Sorry, buddy no can do. That shit is disturbing.) the kicker is—these gorgeous men cannot function without supportive feedback. How needy! They come with a personality that could rival a Kardashian. It's hubris, through and through. They honestly believe their looks are a passport to any social function, all while forgetting that charm and humility might bring them a bit more joy and fewer eyerolls.

In fact, this 'belief' they have isn’t totally without merit. Research highlighted by Vice reveals that attractive men benefit in various social contexts, including dating and professional environments. The study demonstrates that society often rewards good looks regardless of gender, suggesting that men also harness their physical attractiveness to access opportunities and gain favorable treatment. This challenges the conventional narrative that beauty is solely a feminine attribute and underscores the existence of double standards in societal perceptions of attractiveness.

To boot, data from CNBC emphasizes that men may actually enjoy more significant benefits from their looks in the workplace compared to women. The research suggests that attractive men are more likely to secure promotions and earn higher salaries than their equally attractive (and qualified) counterparts. Like i said: Mr. Handsome is a cunt. The only thing that matches his good looks is his propensity to throw shade like its confetti and dishing out snaps like a flamboyant homosexual.

So, we’re left with a dilemma. Do we applaud their stunning DNA or roll our eyes at their inflated egos? It's a bittersweet cocktail of admiration mixed with a splash of ire. While rugged men may indeed be an endangered species, if these borderline metrosexuals continue to flaunt their looks with obnoxious attitudes, they may find themselves as rare as a snowman in July. Let's hope they remember that charisma can shine just as brightly as those cheekbones—in fact, it's the perfect accessory to their good looks! (in a fair, perfect world, that is)

The concept of "pretty privilege" has traditionally been associated with women, where societal norms often elevate individuals who fit conventional standards of beauty. But recent studies indicate that attractive men also experience similar advantages, though the acknowledgment of these occurrences tends to be overlooked or marginalized in discussions about using your looks to get what you want.

Society has historically equated masculinity with traits like toughness and resilience, this notion does not diminish the fact that physical attractiveness can also provide men with certain advantages. Thus, while women are often demonized for leveraging their looks, the same scrutiny is rarely applied to these types of men, perpetuating an inconsistency in societal standards.


In conclusion, the existence of "pretty privilege" extends beyond gender boundaries, affecting both men and women. However, the dialogues surrounding these advantages frequently pivot away from men, revealing an ongoing double standard in the perception of beauty and its implications in professional and social landscapes. It is crucial to address these disparities in discussions of privilege to foster a more inclusive understanding of how appearance impacts individuals across the spectrum of beauty.

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